What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

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From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Why do people smoke?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some best sources of great porn?